Friday, December 24, 2010

♪Ding! Fries are Done, Ding! Fries are Done...♪

Dear readers! Wonderful, supportive, bored readers!

I would like to wish you all a great ChristmasHanukkahKwanzaaNewYearandWinterSolstice. Seriously though, what the hell is Winter Solstice? They didn't teach us this in elementary school.

Anyhow happy holidays. Stay warm, have some nice hot holiday ham, and try not to bite Santa when he breaks into your house tonight (or he won't give you that Holy Night Story dress you asked for!

Why is Peter Griffin relevant? He's singing this to the tune of "Carol of the Bells".

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